About Us

We are the cult of Ctrl+C.

In Cells We Trust was built for the ones who speak fluent Excel formulas, think in conditional logic, and keep their budgets cleaner than their bedrooms.

This all started as a joke.
Then it became a spreadsheet.
Now it’s a movement.

We make gear for devs, analysts, accountants, engineers, founders, ops leads, and anyone who’s ever yelled at a circular reference at 2:00 AM.

Every piece we create is custom printed in the U.S., designed for conversation-starting, brain-flexing, and bringing a little spreadsheet sauce to your daily wardrobe.

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Why We Exist

Big fashion has overlooked the terminally online.
We’re changing that—one grid cell at a time.

This isn’t merch.
It’s a flag for your people to find you.

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Wear Your Function.

📈 Excel, but make it fashion
🧠 Built by nerds, for legends
🔒 Printed & shipped in the U.S.
🌎 Ships worldwide
🤝 Customer service that actually responds

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Welcome to the grid.
You can sit with us.

— Team In Cells We Trust