The SpreadShirt

🔥Over 80% of final inventory sold 🔥

After this, it’s just screenshots and regrets.

This isn't merch. It's a piece of internet history.

You either get it… or you build in Google Sheets.
This isn't for civilians.

This is for the analysts who dream in formulas.
For the budget hackers, the number whisperers,
the psycho who uses VLOOKUP like it’s a weapon.

You wear this shirt… and people stop you.
They squint. They smirk.
They say, “Wait… is that an actual spreadsheet?”

You just nod.

👕 Built For Legends of the Grid

• Lightweight, breathable — wear it to meetings, hackathons, or startup bars
• Real spreadsheet cells. Not printed like a spreadsheet. It IS a spreadsheet.
• Custom design not found in stores. Not even in the shady back corners of Reddit.

😳 Why So Expensive?

It’s not.
You’re just used to Walmart shirts with no soul.
This is limited run, low inventory, and made for the weirdos who get it.
And if you’re reading this, you’re one of them.

📦 Comes With:

• One shirt
• A dangerously high chance of being the favorite person in the room
• The satisfaction of being early to something weird
• Bragging rights when this shirt’s archived forever

⚠️ Why We’re Killing It

This was never supposed to scale.
We built this shirt for a hyper-specific internet tribe.
But now it’s gotten too hot, too loud, too close to being a meme.
So we’re shutting it down with one final print run.
60% OFF while it lasts. No reruns. No forgiveness.

📐 Sizing Guide

• Fits true to size.
  Order your usual shirt size. If you're between sizes, size up for a more relaxed fit.